My big fat ass right in your face, your nose up my asshole and you sniffing on those farts! What could be better than this right before Xmas? I know that you wrote to Santa and specifically asked for me to fart in your face for the holidays, so here it is. No words, just farts, cause you don’t deserve any of my attention anyway – so go ahead and inhale, taste them and shut the fuck up! You may thank me for it later on!