You know you’re a loser, don’t you? You’re an absolute fucking idiot and a fuck-up! And it is time for you to get used to it, cause this is your sex life now – me farting in your face while humiliating you, insulting your lame ass, this is what you call “sex” now. So stop trying to get laid – you know you never will. Go grab a big pillow instead and if you have, grab some panties and a bra as well, to make it look more like a woman. Then go ahead and hump it until my guidance while sniffing my farts!