Non Existent Penile Object I

To play along: Have 4 picture of your cock, one flaccid with a measuring tape by it, one erect holding the tip of your cock, one erect with a Burt's Bees lip balm by it for 'scale', and one of your cock alongside your pinky finger, lengthways.  This is a customizable/play along with Me SPH clip! All you have to do to reap the benefits is have the above pictures to hand and look at them (split-screen or on two screens) whilst I humiliate your tiny little micro cock. I've even picked My best, and most revealing, white shirt to tantalize you in so there's even a hope your cock might even be able to orgasm from all MY scathing words. Doubtful with what your working with, but maybe a miracle will happen. Are you (and most importantly, your ego) ready for the blow that's about to come your way?