Have you been naughty or nice this year? I know one way to get you onto the nice list for sure, just start fattening yourself up! Grow that gut nice and big for Mrs. Claus, just how she likes it. She wants you massively obese. So big your gut hangs and sways. So big you make her look small! She needs you so much fatter. Grow for her. And If you get fat enough? Well then, she'll be sure to reward you with all the holiday treats you could ever want.