THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. Our world is in danger and it's up to you to save it! We are all very much aware of the growing environmental crises, but we are now facing a more severe threat to humanity: the unnecessary distribution and pollution of loser sperm from ugly virgins, old shriveled men, and pathetic betas. You have a responsibility to societies everywhere to cut down on your unwanted, undesirable waste. Thankfully, I have come up with an effective and responsible waste elimination plan that will not only solve a major environmental hazard, but also rid the world of the overpopulation of weak, disgusting cum slurpers like you. Do your part; eat your cum.