It is morning. I need to get up and out of the house. Looking through my clothes, I find my excellently fitting Levi's jeans. They fit me so perfectly, and I love the way they look. Especially when I am topless! Do you know what else makes them look awesome? When I release my bladder full of piss into them of course! I let out a little fart too, as you know - mornings. Marveling at the patterns I have created with my pee, I try and scoop up some more with my body before continuing to get ready for my day.