You’ve been working out like crazy at the hopes it will help you find a date because that’s been so hard for you lately. Your finishing up a jog at a nearby park and you see the prettiest black sisters you’ve ever seen. Beautiful light brown skin and there toes are both out. You instantly begin to sweat uncontrollably. Which one do I say hi to first? Should i try to shake hands during covid and what if they think I’m creepy? All of these things are running through your head but you do it anyway. You tuck your nuts and approach them only thing is you can’t keep your mouth closed from drooling over your toes. One of them realizes your a foot loser and the other laughs uncontrollably because she didn’t think Things like you existed except in TV shows. They instantly tell you to lay on your back in the park in front of all these people. Your heart drops to your ass and you don’t even know if this is real. “Am i dreaming” you ask yourself. Only to hear a faint *snap snap* of fingers followed by a “come on slaaaave i don’t have all day”.