Dressed in nothing but a tiny pair of pink panties, I introduce you to one of my Christmas presents. It's charged up and ready, but I've not cheated by trying it out before pressing 'record'. As a result, we explore it together. Excitingly, it has a thrusting action as well as a vibrating function, so I slide it inside me and turn it on to test out how it feels. Immediately, we discover that it's designed for women with clitorises in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLACE from mine. Can I enjoy the penetration and vibration all at once? No, I cannot. Undeterred, I regretfully pull the dildo back out of my pussy, and use the whole thing externally, as a vibrator. This feels wonderful, so I indulge myself for a while, running the textured shaft over my pussy, and holding it on my clit. I'm pretty sure I could orgasm this way, but it annoys me that we're having to use it in such an unconventional way, so I decide we should move on to another as-yet untested Christmas present. This is an attachment for my powerful, mains-powered vibrator, which adds a penetration element; wonderful! I experiment with different positions once I've got the (really quite big) attachment buried deep inside my pussy, and it occurs to me that we should try an orgasm positions challenge in the future (cos I always have my best ideas when I'm masturbating, don't you?). And hooray, finally, I get to have an orgasm, with my pussy clenching around the vibrating dildo attachment. Wonderful! I hope you do too! xx