45 You’ve not ironed my satin pyjamas! 5 11 How dare you leave my top creased and unironed, loser?! All I asked you was to do the ironing whilst I went out for cocktails, loser! Now my silky satin pyjama top is full of creases! Do you think you deserve to live in my house as my live-in maid if you cannot do the simplest of tasks?! You are supposed to be a fully trained slave, and yet I’m considering replacing you with another of my slaves that is more disobedient than you are because at least they will be able to do the simplest of tasks! All you have to do is follow my three rules!