Finding Out My Friend Is Actually A Girl

I'm so sick of girls and their nonsense. I was venting to my best friend about my girl problems when I jokingly said I wish he had a pussy, so I could just fuck him and never have to worry about girls. We're already friends and we get along so well, if only he had a pussy then he'd make the perfect woman! That's when he told me his secret. He actually does have a pussy! I can't wait to see where our friendship leads...