We need to talk. All of our close friends have been trying to find the best way to go about this, so they sent me because they know I'll give it to you straight. We care about you, so it's time we gave you some tough love. You're a creep. At this point, you're way too embarrassing to take out in public with us because as soon as you see some hot women, your dick takes over and you make the most pathetic and desperate attempts to fuck them. You have to know by now it's never going to end well for you, but you're so blinded by your horniness that you revert into a primitive pervert just looking for a hole to stick your dick in. So we've come up with a solution: just lock it up. Until you can be trusted not to make an idiot of yourself around us in public, you can just slip into that cage I sent you and keep it locked. I'll hold onto the key until we all decide you're ready to be released. Before long, your dick will be squeezed so tightly in that little thing that the pain will condition it to not get so hard all the time! It's a win-win. We can go out without you embarrassing us and bothering all those poor women, and you can start living a normal life unclouded by your pervy impulses. But before we throw you back into the world, how about we do a little test drive now? Just to be sure it works :)