Unfortunately the doctor who was supposed to perform the procedure is a little tied up at the minute, but since I am second in command I will be doing it instead. I'm going to perform a full frontal lobotomy on you to remove all free will from your mind and turn you into a drooling vegetable who jerks off all day and night for me. Your sole purpose is to execute my every command since your brain is so ruined you can't do anything without me. How do you feel? Fantastic? Oh, that's so good to hear.