So I'm getting this reputation as some kind of "throat trainer". I must herd these so-called "throat goats" or something, because my inbox seems to stay full of them. Self-proclaimed throat goats, I might add, but I feel it's my civic duty to tend to as many as I possibly can. So I happened across the uber-sexy brace-faced cutie pie Ash Lauren one day and sure as shooting, she had "THROAT GOAT" in her Twitter bio. Really now? I felt challenged. After a couple of misses, we finally linked up. Similar to the previous shoot with Chanel, these self-proclaimed throat goats seem to have a few similarities. Too numerous to name here, but their main similarity is their ability to oversell their true dick swallowing capabilities. I think it's cute. I just let them talk themselves up to a level that they must now prove. What's a "WAR" if there are no casualties? Now open wide, stick your tongue out and let's get this battle underway......