You definitely attract women, but you can never seem to get them to stick around. This is perplexing to you, or so you say... but we both know the truth. Women don't stick around because of your tiny dick. It is so ugly and little! No woman in her right mind would want to fuck you more than once IF THAT. This is especially tragic because you've actually got alot going for you. You're decent looking, you're funny, yet your dick is your downfall. It is the reason you will ALWAYS be single. So pathetic, not to mention hilarious. How could you get so unlucky? Regardless, you deserve every humiliating minute of this. Enjoy!