I am your hairdresser and I haven't seen you in weeks, you missed your monthly trim and you walk in to my salon with your tail between your legs. I can see you have had your hair cut by someone else and I am furious, how dare you go to someone else? Only I cut your hair! It looks terrible because this other woman has cut it, and you know you have done wrong. I cannot stand the thought of another woman styling and cutting your hair, so put a cape around your shoulders, grab my clippers and shave the whole lot off. You will need to see me every fortnight until we grow it back to it's original style.