Not sure if this has been said yet, but you use that microphone wrong. it's a side address mic, not an end address mic like you are using it. Speak to it as if you were speaking to the blue logo for the best sound.
Very recently I traveled by air for the first time since 2009, and remembered how fast yet overrated it could be! I also traveled in an Amtrak sleeper room for the first time (speaking of overrated; I've had better sleep sitting upright in subway cars), and that would be a great source of Mia-based fantasy! Granted, my sleeper car porter happened to be a man, but I've seen beautiful female conductors on my local commuter rail lines, so this isn't too far-fetched.
