We need to have a discussion and I really wish we didn't have to. I've been your babysitter -forever-, I'm your caregiver & even though you're grown I still have this authority position over you. Last week I walked into your room, you had your noise cancelling headphones on so you didn't hear Me. I saw what you were doing... and masturbation is natural but.... I saw your computer screen. you were jerking off to My social media! That really crossed some lines for Me. How gross! That's not what social media is for and it's inappropriate and sick for you to jerk off to Me! It's perverted! Look at porn, not Women you know... you're a total pervert! Something has to be done about this... you've always responded well to negative reinforcement, so I'm going back to the discipline I used when you were younger. You remember your old pal, the paddle? you've been very familiar with the paddle before! That's right, I'm going to spank you. Now drop your drawers and get over My knee. No? you don't get to say no to Me! I grab you by the ear and pull you over My lap. I don't care if you don't like this- you're getting punished for being a pervert! I warm your bottom up with My hands before using the paddle on you. I keep scolding you as I make you count each stroke of the paddle out loud. Not only do I make you count, I make you say "I'm sorry" for each stroke too! you will apologize to Me and you will hurt for your misdeed!