No, you’re not in trouble. Not exactly. I’m just a little concerned about this letter I found in your bedroom. It looks like a letter to Santa Claus, but you’re not asking for toys and video games this year, are you? No, as a matter of fact, you’re asking for things that little boys shouldn’t even know about. Not at your age. Some of the things you have on this list are shocking to read. You say here that you want to get a “blowjob” from a “MILF” with big tits. I didn’t even think you knew words like blowjob and MILF. As bad as that is, what you wrote next is even worse. You want Santa to bring you a book on so you can your big sister into taking your virginity? You sweet boy. Today your dreams will come true!