NURSE CATHERINE WILL SEE YOU NOW... So you've come to me today as you've been stealing and sniffing ladies' underwear...? There's a simple remedy to this. I need to use CBT to train you away from this. That is COCK AND BALL PUNISHMENT. You need a ruler and some pegs. I use an old fashioned wooden ruler, just like you did during your schooldays. I use plastic pegs. Some of this therapy might sting a bit! I show you exactly what you need to do. Lots of eye contact, description of sensations, and instructions about what I want you to do. Nurse Catherine is a British/English nurse with a GENUINE uniform and a well-spoken accent.