I stand tall, towering above you- reaching the ceiling of my room even! Look at you down there, I have to bend over to look you in the eyes! You are such a SHRIMP!! You're just so much shorter than me. Perfect level to look at my ass- but you definitely can't look into my eyes! I tease and humiliate you for your short stature. Can I even call someone so short a "man"? LOL! I must be sooo much stronger than you as well! With all this height and weight, I could easily take you down. You probably like tall women because you need a big, strong protector!! Are you small everywhere? LOL Look at your feet- you know what that means!! I can be your protector from your bullies.... or I can make you my tiny step stool! Which do you want, shrimp?