You wake up on my bed feeling confused and lost, wondering how you got there. You're also suddenly tiny. As you stare up at my giant body, I explain that you are my tinder date. You shrunk when you showed up. I seductively taunt and tease you about how I plan to eat you. Eventually I swallow you whole, playing around with you in my stomach and burping a bit. Satisfied, I lay back and doze off.