You Don't Measure Up

Let's see if you can measure up to My size 8 feet. I tease you with My feet for a few minutes, before I grab a ruler and put it next to My feet. At 5 inches you don't even come close! You're sooooo much smaller than My feet! How fucking pathetic! This really fuels Me, and I go on a long rant about how I would NEVER be with a loser like you. I consistently flip you off as I belittle you, and make fun of you.