You've come to me because you know you have a fascination with gloves, and want to come to terms with it. Dressed in my vintage nurses outfit, I invite you to sit down and relax before reassuring you there's nothing wrong with liking gloves. I have a large collection here - satin, leather, latex, suede, rubber... I try them all on for you, while whispering soothingly to you. Listen to the rustling of the gloves as I slide them over my hands, and rub my hands together. Isn't it a magical sound? And the smell - it's wonderful! And which is your favourite to look at? They're all so special, in different ways. Isn't it nice, to relax and enjoy the glove show, and listen to my soothing voice?