Welcome to Clown Accounting where your finances are the biggest joke. Here at Clown Accounting we aren't going to help you with your income taxes or any of those matters. In fact, we'll be taxing you. You see we know about your little secret. You are turned on by clowns. You get off on the idea of clowns. I'm going to tell everyone about your secret kink for clowns unless you start paying up. Every time you send me a message you'll be paying me for it. Every time you send an unsolicited dick pic...you'll be paying even more. You will never get out of debt and forever be just a wallet to a kinky clown gal, but hey....at least your secret will be safe strudel noodle.