Today I'm going to introduce you the most stupid slave I have ever had. When I met him, he boasted his capability, saying he could do anything. To test him, I ordered him to polish the dungeon floor and he made a mess. I told him to straighten up the shelfs and the display case but he moved all things around and now I can't find anything. I had called him to make a small repair to my wheel but he came one day later: he was mistaken about the date. Today, I had told him to refill my minibar with my favorite beer, but he bought the wrong brand. Enough is enough, even his stupid cannot justify such a behavior; but I know a foolproof way to make sure that, from now on, he won't make the slightest mistake any more. First of all, I enclosed his fucking face into a special case. Then I tied him to a rotating steel frame, where he had to undergo a very hard bullwhip session, front and back. He was screaming hard inside the cage, but I had no mercy. The punishment went on, relentless. The deep marks left by my bullwhip drew more and more intricate patterns on his back; his screams, even muffled by the case, got more and more excruciating while he struggled under the blows of my bullwhip. He will carry his marks for many days and they will be a reminder for him, each time he looks at himself in a mirror!!! The whip is always the most effective correctional method and I'm sure that it will work this time too.