You can sit there and watch as I do some yard work in my old, dirty wellies. I’m preparing my garden so there is a lot of dirt that I have to rake. Soon enough, I forget that you’re even there, as I continue throwing dirt on you with the rake and my boots. After a while, my feet get a little bit sweaty and tired, so I take a seat on a nearby rock and slip off my wellies, taking off my white, sweaty socks and putting my feet in the dirt with my tights still on. After all of my hard work, I have a little fun by playing on the swing. Oh right, you’re still here. I let you lay on the ground under me as I play on the swing. You can probably look up my skirt from where you’re laying. You better watch out though, if I forget about you, I might just jump off the swing and land right on top of you!