Senseless. Dumb. Useless. Irrelevant. These all describe your shrimpy dick. As I berate you , intermittently adored with rapid jerks, you realize more and that you will NEVER have control over your orgasms, or your life. No one want that teeny little nub, and it’s nothing more than a laughable appendage. Get used to it, stupid. It’s time to imprison that useless dick and send me the code to your new bluetooth cage. Release will be up to your obedience, worship, and efforts. This should be fun…