I was so stoked after a long day of filming to put on something comfy & run to the store to pick up their (usually) delightful sesame chicken, sushi & vegetable lo mien noodles. I splash the noodles & chicken into a big, glass bowl & balance my shrimp tempura sushi on top, grab a soda and head upstairs to let my favorite perverts watch me chow down. My cute little belly on full display, I start shoveling food into my face without much regard for where it ends up as long as most of it goes in my mouth. I happily slurp, munch, crunch & burp my way through the meal as I listen to drag queens discuss politics on my phone through my earbuds. To my complete and utter disappointment, the noodles were...off so after a few bites of them I give up & stick to chowing down on the sushi & sesame chicken, urping & belching with contentment after every few bites. Even if the noodles weren't great, the rest of the meal definitely agreed with me and filled my little belly to the brim.
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