With all the stock market madness going on, I made some themed, timely porn. You need to see how dapper I look in a suit and tie. I’m all set up at my trading desk, barking orders to assistants and analyzing the market while I pull out my cock and work in an orgasm before the markets close. No joke, I actually bought 10 shares of AMC while recording this at the 10:08 minute mark. See if you can catch all the movie references I tried to work in.