Welcome, dear candidate! You've responded to a job ad that required the highest of qualifications. Wow, you really do have a lot of professional experience, skills and got a big juicy brain... Erm disregard the last comment and let me walk you through the procedures, I speak as I pull out a hammer and knock you out... When you wake up again, you realise that you are not leaving this place with your brains intact or at least not in their entirety. Hehe. However, I assure you, do not worry - I'll try my best to ensure the lobotomy operation is a breeze. You'll finally have a chance to impress me with what you have always wanted to be valued for - your BRAINS! Muhahaha! I laugh in your face as I explain how consuming brains will assist in my evil plans to absorb all of the powers of my subjects!