Dressed in elegant black satin dress, high strappy heels and lingerie that no one was meant to see, I'm brought in with my hands cuffed in front of me. I'm furious; what exactly am I supposed to have done? Nothing! You tell me to stand facing the wall with my hands on the wall and my legs spread. How rude!!! I do it with very little grace, and you pat me down to search under my clothes. SO OFFENSIVE! Then you tell me to strip! I cannot believe you really mean this, but I reluctantly remove my dress, followed by my shoes. WHAT? You want me to take off my underwear too? I'm so embarrassed and angry, but can't see what else to do, so I take off my silky bra and panties. You make me face the wall again, and then kneel with my hands behind my head. It's all so humiliating! But you're not done yet; you order me to lie face down on the floor, and then you cuff my hands behind me, before using ankle shackles to turn the whole thing into a tight hogshackle. Are you SURE this is standard police procedure?