Hello sir. I'm here for our afternoon "dick"tation session. I ate a really big gassy lunch and I have my notebook ready. Shall we get started with today's session? Ok, great! *Braaap*! Hmm... that one was definitely loud... bassy... eggy smelling. Hold on sir, writing this down. Oh I am so excited about today's session, boss! I just know I am going to get a huge bonus today, I feel so full of gas! Let's see how many more I can rip... Oh sir, I just know I'm going to get the biggest bonus of all of the girls in the office, but just to be sure, I want to show you my huge tits! I just know you love my tits, sir, I see you looking at them all the time. Here, just take a look at these! See! I knew you loved them, now you have a huge boner! Boss, I think you should probably stroke your cock while I finish up today's "dick"tation session. That's right, just jerk your dick while I squeeze out more sexy farts. I think I should probably pull my panties down because I know bare asshole farts get the biggest bonuses!