Hey babe! I have a surprise for you! I feel really bad that we were not able to celebrate your birthday last week so I wanted to make it up to you tonight! I was online doing some shopping when I saw an ad for these sugar free gummi bears. I started reading the reviews and they were crazy! I wanted to see what the big deal was about so I ordered a big 5 pound bag of them... and I have them right now! I know how much you love it when I fart for you so I am going to eat some right now and see if the reviews are true. I hope you are ready, babe! The reviews said these gummi bears cause all kinds of gastrointestinal and people even said they cause massive sharts so I hope you don't mind if I wreck another pair of pants for you!