As usual, you are exemplifying how one-dimensional and predictable you are. You've made plans at a restaurant for you and your wife, and already picked up mid-tier chocolate and flowers. How cliche. Just because it's Valentine's Day doesn't give you a free pass from my ministrations, however. In fact, it's even more fun to erode your marriage on such a romantic holiday. I'm going to get you fucked up- sniffing and snorting your aroma, deep inhales- and get you stroking. Before long, you'll be under my spell, stroking that deceitful cock for the woman you really love and lust after- ME. You are about to be too fucked up to make your reservation. So weak, horny, powerless, high... yum. You are about to stand your own wife up on Valentine's Day, you POS.