Aww, look what it is, a sad and pathetic loser who couldn’t get a date for Valentine’s Day!! It looks like you’ll have to resort to jerking off alone in your room, while you worship Me and send Me every last penny that you would’ve spent taking some poor, unfortunate girl out on a date tonight. Let’s face it, no girl wants you, ever. You’ll be spending every Valentine’s Day for the rest of your life alone, because hot women only go out on dates and get shown off by real men, and they only fuck real men. All you deserve is to take that bottle of lotion out for a hot date with your fist, and to send all of your money to Me, the only girl you really wish you could have as your Valentine and the only one you really want to be fucking tonight. But it’s never going to happen, I wouldn’t let you touch Me with a ten foot pole… and after I take all of your money, I probably still won’t let you cum to all of My perfection, because like I said, that’s only for real men.