I see you trying to hide what you are but you're not really doing a very good job. I can see right through you, yeah. Princess Thrasherbrat knows what you need. Your flesh is so weak and your mind is so helpless, it NEEDS to be controlled. You need to be controlled, that's why you crave it. Because your body NEEDS it. The solution to all of your problems is so simple, just watch very closely and repeat after me. Don't think at all just listen to me. Get lost in the magical yoga pants, you're just supposed to be gooning, not thinking! I promise I would let you think if you weren't so bad at it! Pathetic gooner! You're owned by a pair of yoga pants and my perfect ass in them, how PATHETIC!!!! UP and down, up and down, obey the ass in yoga pants. OBEY THE ASS IN YOGA PANTS. Repeat after me, "Princess Thrasherbrat and her perfect ass in yummy yoga pants own my mind, body, and spirit." Oh! And your wallet too. Owned by yoga pants, huh? You just keep jerking and you just keep getting more and more obedient... Because there's nothing more important in this world than being obedient for THIS ASS!!!! Up and down.. up and down...