Clowns can be super-duper creepy, I get it! Sometimes you feel the urge to pay, goon, stroke... but Ringmistress is MUCH too intimidating for a weakling like you! Might I suggest tributing this cute, fluffy lion from the Circus menagerie instead? I'm so adorable and fluffy, emptying your wallet is positively delightful! Distract yourself from my bossy red nose by focusing on my playful tail! My sweet little paws, eagerly splayed out to receive more cash. ADORABLE! Sacrificing is a sweet pleasure for this charming kitty.