Piggy, I have a TASK of the YEAR for you. You will have to SHOP for PADS in the MIDDLE EAST. Yup, that's right! I don't need pads from AMERICA or EUROPE. It's too easy to buy pads for a man there. No one will even NOTICE that. But in ASIA or MIDDLE EAST, where most of employees in stores are men - they will go BANANAZ seeing you in the FEMALE DEPARTMENT. They will think that you are buying those SANITARY THINGS for yourself. They will never believe it that such a TINY LOSER as you are can have a woman. And make sure you buy the right thing for me. Otherwise you will have to go back to STORE to ENTERTAIN those MEN for another round. They will make you a STAR. You will become a star. That's for certain. They will make a POSTER with your piggy face and they will hang it in the female department. The RUMOURS will spread even to other STORES. Your NEW NAME will be PIGGY PAD. And you know what ... you will also have to buy me this PUSSY GEL with PH or ... whatsoever. Hehehe ... women in ABAYAS will stare at you like crazy and laugh. And it would be too complicated for those people to believe that a woman can BOSS YOU AROUND like this. *** If you BUY me the wrong PADS - FINE 1000$$$ PS! THOSE SILLY MEN will JERK ON you :)