Something magical has happened; I'm currently a human water-balloon! I chugged so much soda that I couldn't even move without hearing all of it slorping and sloshing around in my bloated belly and I just had to record some for you. I can't believe how loud it sounded even without a mic, I was so heavy and swollen with liquid I really overdid it. It was almost a bit painful, but I was so impressed with my greedy gut that I just couldn't stop showing it off for you...will you come watch me?