Fuck the Bible! Aren't you tired of being a good Christian boy?! You know darn well it's sooo fucking boring! Besides what are you doing with your life, spending your days reading all those religious texts and scripts? What for? For an ancient text, it's way too concerned with your private sex life and specifically male sexuality... Don't you think it all sounds a bit too homoerotic? Hahaha your fucking Jesus sounds so dumb and gay... You know deep down that you'd rather kneel, worship my shiny ass and do what I say... Open that bible and cum a huge load all over those sacred scrips! Cum all over that Bible, naughty jerky boy!