These must be the filthiest boots I've ever wanted cleaning! So you're in for quite a treat today! I've been trudging about in the local countryside wearing these Hunter wellies, there's quite a bit of muck and brown to walk through on those fields so I couldn't help getting them covered! Oops! There's so much brown ingrained into the grooves on the soles of these wellies, you'll see just how much filth is caked onto them when I give you an up close inspection. They're disgusting! You can see all the grass, hay, everything on these and you're going to clean them up with your tongue today, enjoy the opportunity of licking the dirt off the soles and scraping the hay out of the grooves with your tongue, looks like you'll have a very brown tongue by the time you're finished cleaning these!