This cock is mine and it's nice and big. Spy on me as I casually stroke it while watching TV. A female Al Bundy, if you will. I'm sure to use lube, so I can have a smooth masturbation session, and I completely ignore you. At one point, I see how well I can give myself my own footjob. After I've relaxed a bit, I get up off the couch, streeeeetch, grunt, and scratch my balls. Go make me a sandwich and then get on the bed, bent over. Daddy's home.   Be sure to check out "Jerking My Dick", too!