Pregame with Me as we discuss the real reason why you take any chance you can get to get extremely inebr!ated around your "bros". The homosexuality you and your "bros" exude when you're all extremely hammered together is so palpable you can cut it with a knife. You're all gay homophobes and I'm here to help you come to terms with your dick obsession. I know you love dick, you know you love dick so why continue to lie to yourself? I'm here to enable your hammered antics and let your love for dick shine through so that one day your dream of hooking up with one of your "bros" will finally come true. Oh and since you're finally admitting that this whole toxic masculinity charade you put on is because you don't want to be outed as a gay - you're going to have to pay a hefty price so I don't tell anybody. :) Happy St. Patty's day!