Give Me your tax return Oh, tax return time...what a joy...receiving extra money you've been waiting all year long. (haha) But you know what is even better investment with that tax return? Depositing it into my bank account. (haha) This is not a joke. You know how good it feels when you pay ME. Well, it's going to feel a million times better when you pay me such a large lump sum. I've got better things to spend it on than you do, I deserve it all. It's mine.