ITALIAN LANGUAGE Dressed as a horsewoman complete with boots, gloves, whip and helmet, I am going to train this poor pony. There is a lot of work to be done to improve dressage, I explain the commands to him and we begin the training. Movements in a straight line and sideways but at a certain point he makes a mistake and I hit him with the whip so he learns from the mistake. I get on top of him to ride him, two hits of my boots and he goes: he has to carry me around until he is exhausted. He is tired and panting, I go down and send him back to his cage but first I make him kiss my boots. IL PONY SCADENTE Vestita da cavallerizza con tanto di stivali, guanti, frustino e caschetto, mi accingo ad addestrare questo pony scadente. C’è molto lavoro da fare per migliorare il dressage, gli spiego i comandi e si comincia. Movimenti in linea retta e laterali ma a un certo punto sbaglia e lo colpisco col frustino perchè impari dall’errore. Salgo su di lui per cavalcarlo, due colpi di stivali e parte: deve portarmi in giro fino allo sfinimento. E’ stanco e affanna, scendo e lo rimando nella sua gabbia ma prima gli faccio baciare i miei stivali.