It's date night for all losers and rejects! Get a glass of bubbly or something stronger, and take a sip. Imbibe. I have a big date night planned for YOU, beta, and guess what? You're going to get lucky tonight. Really lucky, from the first kiss to the last orgasmic shudder to the excruciatingly humiliating afterglow. If you're a total fucking loser, you might even fall in love. Now, go on. Unzip your pants. I'm about to take you for a ride.