This March holds a lot of significance for people all over the world, as it marks the one year anniversary of making a whole bunch of life changes. For Me, one of those changes was clipping My own toenails. I have not been to the salon since right before lockdown started in March 2020. What I <I>have</I> been doing, however, is keeping My toenail clippings since then. So, in celebration of a year of improving My toenail clipping skills, I have produced this EPIC video for you. I have carefully spliced together footage from 4 cameras to give you the best angles and experience possible. Now, all you need do is sit back and enjoy. Then, once you've absorbed all of the benefits from the video itself, you can get to work on that 500 word essay detailing what you would do if you had My bag of clippings- literal pieces of Me- in your possession, and how much you would pay for the privilege. When you're done, you can send it over to Me and hope I'm impressed with your bid and expression of intentions.