Hey, slipper bitch. I know what gets you horny! It's certainly not tits or ass, although they probably don't hurt the situation. You're HARD for slippers. Whoa loser alert! I find this very amusing so I've decided I'm going to tease and torment you with a pair of slippers I wore all winter. They kept my pretty toes nice and warm so naturally you should worship them! Get on your knees, slipper bitch! You're going to bow down to these slippers while I humiliate and laugh at you.