I know we're supposed to be going out tonight, but first we need to talk. You've been so good...doing all my house chores...paying for everything...for months, and so I need to be honest about something. I've been fucking around, with multiple people! C'mon, did you really think I was ever going to let you touch me? Let alone fuck me? LOL, I only let real men do that! I'm going to tell you all about how my new man fucked me right here last night...I can tell that excites you a little bit. Emphasis on the little tehe... Oh, and I wasn't totally lying about going out tonight. We are...but I'M going out with my new man, and you're going to go run a couple of errands for us. While we dine on your credit card!