This is not a new discovery or anything- I really have the voice of an angel. At this point, however, I am an exhausted angel. Why is an angel exhausted, you may ask? Unfortunately, being an angel that is stuck on Earth, even I have moments of tiredness. And, well, who wouldn't be excruciatingly exhausted seeing the pathetic excuses of men that are out and about today? It hurts My soul and angers Me to the point where it would be a disservice to not speak up about it. Talk about YUCK. This being said, My voice is VERY hot. *I* am very hot. Again, this isn't news, but it is so true you are not going to believe it. My voice is so hot, in fact, that I can make turn you into a human ATM! I am going to make you spend RIDICULOUS amounts of money by telling you to do it. Well, ridiculous to you, maybe. I know I deserve every penny you have and more and I intend to take it all. You can't help but obey a voice that you dreamed of hearing, anyway. Could you escape My voice's power? Why would you ever want to?